I admit that I am very naive when it comes to the internet, but as far as I know, this was posted on Sheryl Crow's blog recently:

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, "how bout just washing the one square out.""

Let's think about this. One square? I'm sure I don't need to explain why this would be a problem for girls. I'll spare you the graphic details. But one square?! Even if I wasn't under doctor's orders to use the softest toilet paper possible, I would still need more than one square.

I am not an environmentalist, but if I was, I think I would be upset with Sheryl Crow. This is such a crazy suggestion, I think she might actually be mocking you. Tell you what Sheryl, I'll start using one square when you start wiping my ass for me.